Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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