If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
