...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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