i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
do herpes really smell.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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