just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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