I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's blow job season.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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