it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My life is pants optional.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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