it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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