Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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