I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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