So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im holly from the hills drunk
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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