So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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