Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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