I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Randomize
