She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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