I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im six kinds of drunk right now
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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