Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he puts the penis in happiness.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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