spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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