Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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