You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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