We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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