why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
