i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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