How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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