You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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