I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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