You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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