I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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