just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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