the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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