so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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