Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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