cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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