I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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