after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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