Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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