yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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