definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
this hospital has no fireball
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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