Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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