Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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