Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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