I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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