You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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