I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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