My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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