Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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