are you so shy because you have an std?
We named our party play list daddy issues
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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