I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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