no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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