my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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