I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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