is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
This house was built for laser tag.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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