would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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