I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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