so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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